Beer Pong Ain't Wimbledon

This paragraph from Inside Higher Ed's article today about efforts to rid college campuses of drinking games makes me wonder if the author has a little experience with the topic...

Like many drinking games, beer pong’s beauty lies in its simplicity. Played on a ping pong table, the object is to toss a table tennis ball across a net and land it in a beer-filled cup on the other side. While the game has different rules in different circles, a successful shot often means your opponent has to chug a beer.

Not surprisingly, beer pong ain’t exactly Wimbledon.